Romancipate
I would like to apologize for the dearth of posts as of late. We’ve all been very busy with work, weddings to attend and just getting over our daily hangovers. Please excuse our tardiness.
To make it up for you, here is a new poem for all you star crossed romantics out there.
Enjoy.
Mesmerizing Addiction
I saw you standing in the corner, such a beautiful sight
With a radiant glow about you, that filled me with jealous delight
Your curvaceous curves caused my mind to go numb and my heart to despair
So stricken was I, that my lungs nervously tightened, as I gasped for air
To hold you close, to squeeze you tight, is all that I could desire
It’s clear I have an addiction that won’t be cured, or forced to retire
Please do not take it the wrong way, when I say I just want you to hold
But I feel a connection between us, like lovers of an era foretold
With bodily dimensions that can only be described as incomprehensible
I found that I had come under your spell, completely indefensible
I tried to find the courage to approach you and express my love
But fear took hold of me instead, clearly nothing to be proud of
It is clear my unrequited love for you, will always be classified as forbidden
But after writing this ballad to you, at least it is now not hidden
All I can hope is that we meet once more, so I can be graced by your beauty
Because if there is one thing in life I love more than anything, it is a big ol’ booty.
~Ode to Jessical Biel’s Out Of This World Booty~
-Loveable Roxbury